Squier Avril Tele, black, made in Indonesia 2007. This has some emo-swagger: the cute star inlay and pickguard dressed to match your Vans slip-ons is so mid-00s that it makes me want to re-watch Napoleon Dynamite. This is a good little guitar in the hands: the neck is comfy, the hardware is sturdy and it plays easily. The three-way switch offers a surprising amount of tonal variation too, although chances are you'll leave it in the middle as the humbucking position sounds the best for playing The Middle... why make things Complicated? The model really should be called the Avril Lavigne Memorial Telecaster, as it's a well-documented internet FACT that Avril died in 2003 and was replaced by her Brazilian body double. Anyhow, get this, and become a superstar slammin' on your guitar.

Model: Squier Avril Lavigne Telecaster 
Made: Indonesia, 2009
Serial: ICS09102XXX (partially scratched/obscured)
Finish: black, gloss poly, original checker-plate guard
Body: alder
Neck: maple, rosewood fretboard, 9.5" radius, 25.5" scale, modern C shape
Weight: 3.585kg
Mods: Fender tuners installed
Pickups: Squier humbucker, splittable via three way switch
Accessories: none

Cosmetic condition notes: minor finish wear. The headstock has scuffs on the end and some dimples on the bottom edge. The neck is clean and smooth in the hands, minor rub wear on the back only. The back has a dent on the back edge near the rear strap pin, surface scratches near the neck plate and scuffs in the elbow area. The sides have dimples and scuffs in the elbow area and scuffs neat the jack. The front has scuffs around the pickup and elbow area and some play wear on the guard and horns.
Overall: very good condition (8/10)

Playing condition notes: action is low, neck is straight, intonation is good, truss rod works. All electronics tested and working properly. Wearing fresh 10/46 Moonshiners strings.
Fret life: 9/10, minor wear only